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MRW I show up to the casting and there’s just a black couch in the middle of the room
MRW I’m playwrestling with my 4 year old son
MRW a show from over a decade ago is coming back
MRW I’m drunk and get told to smile for a picture
MRW I meet a woman but it’s NoNut November
Yet again, my friends pop out another child.
MRW Stranger Things has finished, and the story could have had a great ending, but it’ll get stretched into a fifth season anyway.
MRW some girl at the bar says I’m cute but I’m caught off guard because this has never happened to me before
MRW I see NBA players getting $200m contracts
MRW my Apple Watch keeps notifying me it’s “time to stand up” but I’m driving
MRW my dad says I can’t go out with my friends because he needs help hanging lights, so I say “you know this is my vacation too” to which he replies “your life is a vacation”
MRW I’m a frequent poster on r/trueoffmychest
MRW Cameron Diaz announces to the world she is returning to movies after coming out of retirement
MRW when my nosy Bigot neighbor be tellin’ me I don’t have a right to hang a Pride Flag in my own damn lawn
TRW youtube employees make the comments and copyrighted music linking objectively worse, while ignoring significant issues with the platforms design
MRW I show back up at rehab. And by rehab I mean physical therapy.
MRW my old Catholic school teacher is actually posting reasonable takes on current events and all the boomer parents are outraged
MRW former Mexican president Vicente Fox said that Trump’s mouth “is the foulest shithole in the world” in response to Trump’s “shithole countries” comments
MRW I’m turning in my test and my crush sits right in front of the teachers desk
MRW the hooker tells me it’s the biggest she’s ever seen
MRW it’s 4th of July weekend and my dog is terrified of fireworks
MRW it’s totally not my birthday but I want that free dessert from Chilis
MRW I run into an old childhood friend and they ask how’s life?
MRW I assure him size doesn’t matter but then I see it
MRW a giant “try new reddit” button shows up on the top-left corner of the screen
MRW I overhear my drug dealer neighbor being evicted
MRW Ghislaine Maxwell is found guilty but there’s still no mention of her client list
MRW I get home from work and try to find my package that said was delivered 4 hours ago.
Ukraine’s RW Russia claims they haven’t suffered any losses.
MRW my friend shows up to my house in “street wear”
MRW the girl who came over at 11pm after matching with me on Tinder just 2 hours ago asks if I think I’m getting “lucky” tonight
MRW I’m headed towards the bouncer with my shitty fake ID
When the boss starts talking politics
MRW I see subreddits about my body type as a guy
MRW I ask if she’s down for anal
MRW I realize it might’ve been stupid to buy a Nintendo Switch instead of paying the electricity bill
MRW Trump’s “Truth Social” platform is now under Federal Investigation due to ties with a suspicious blank check company.
MRW I wanna go on vacation to the beach but my dad wants to go camping and he says “maybe whoever is paying for the entire fucking trip gets to decide where we go”
MRW I buy a seedless watermelon but when I cut it at home it has seeds
MRW a coworker comes into work with Covid
MRW the Secret Service take precautions against rioters but forget about the guy in the backseat.
thought this fit here
Spider’s reaction when I open my window after a two-week heat wave, breaking his web apart
MRW I ask my crush if she wants to Netflix and chill and she says “how bout just chill?”
MRW I see a job post that lists working more than 40 hours a week as required experience
Casually walks into the comment section!
How I feel the poster for the new mulan movie should have been
Yeah… I’m going to avoid this one like a turd on a sidewalk…
HIFW as a father watching every day
HIFW I wake up and a witty comment I made the night before has gotten +18 karma
Reactions of redditors after I mistakenly used “could of” in a post title which required “could have.”
There’s a reason why I disinterested go in the store
When someone gets too close to you when you’re in line at the grocery store during a pandemic…
HIFW A post is getting no traffic or interaction at all, and then I realized that I accidentally posted it on my own wall instead of in the subreddit.
MRW I’m Rudy Giuliani
If men got pregnant…
Oh my sweet summer child.
MRW I ask my Tinder date if she wants to split the check and she says she didn’t bring any money but she’ll give me a handjob on the way home
MRW I don’t know the answer to a question and my teacher responds “you’ll have time to figure it out when you take this class again next year”
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